Do you constantly vom in front of strangers? Follow these steps:
1. Wear HD Vision wrap-around sunglasses
2. Picture everyone in one piece snowsuits
3. DON’T TALK TO ANYONE
Cabin Fever
Fundamentally Inadequate
Shawn Hunter cuts himself shaving in this HILARIOUS Boy Meets World deleted scene!
“Hey kiddo, I’m your mom’s new boyfriend, Bill. How about those Yankees, huh?”
The Mall, a Poem
Aimlessly walking through crowds of shoppers,
no destination in mind.
I pass the Old Navy and my heart sinks. Never again.
Suddenly I become lost in the food court,
my legs give out, and I collapse.
Like a struggling fish on the dock of my uncle Gary’s lakeside cabin,
I lay there helpless.
An Arby’s employee offers assistance, but I resist.
People constantly stepping over me, the ground smells like french fries mixed with consumerism mixed with my own thoughts of dying in the mall food court.
Then, through the grace of God, a man, a savior, walks up to me.
He grabs my hand, gives me a sip of his Vitamin Water and whispers,
“Do you know how to get to Foot Locker from here?”.
I melt.
That’s a fine weapon rick, I’ll bring it back in good shape
I think this just subliminally told me to become a Communist.
For two years I was in boy scouts. My friend Carl’s mom was our scout master. I earned the wilderness survival badge because we all slept in a tent in Carl’s backyard until about 10:30 when we went inside because his mom was afraid of coyotes. I came in dead last in the soap box derby.
The tragic transformation from the “Codeman” to Paul Mitchell
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